My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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