He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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