Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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