Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
