David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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