Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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