I hate your face
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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