she was so not down for the gang bang
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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