he thought i was a dude.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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