Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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