you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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