fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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