I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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