check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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