i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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