I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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