Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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