sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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