I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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