After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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