just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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