I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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