I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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