is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
A+ Viking dick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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