I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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