physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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