the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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