Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
NoShamevember. You game?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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