is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
please don't ironically join a cult
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