You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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