Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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