jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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