so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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