It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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