David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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