We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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