it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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