Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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