every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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