so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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