I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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