Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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