Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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