We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
