doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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