So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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