I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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