I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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