so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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