bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
wow bdsm is so cute
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