Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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