honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
