he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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