Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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