I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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