are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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