its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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