I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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