): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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